Gene Parmesan Detective Agency

Written by Tilly Barnett | May 25, 2018 5:13:49 PM

Do you have expendable income and need to get to the bottom of the many mysteries in this life? Look no further than the Gene Parmesan Detective Agency. 

Testimonials:

"AAAHH!!!" - Lucille Bluth

You're blowing my mind, Frank. Everybody dance… NOW. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. I may have committed some light treason.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Teamocil. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

There's a girl in my soup! I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

Douche chill! I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!