They're not magic tricks, Michael. They're called illusions. 

Ladies and gentleman, a magician named Gob.

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No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I made a huge tiny mistake. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day.

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